a Latin American who grew up in Sweden...

Well, based on a true story


This is one of the funniest stories I have heard in my life

Here's my friend

We are having this discussion about going to bed early in order to gain height. Yeah, that's right, that's why Napolean was so short cause he didn't believe in sleeping; he thought it was a waste of time. And I am telling him how I gained one centermeter first year at college cause I was living off campus and bored at night so went to bed really early every night. Then he says he hasn't gained any height since he was in 7th grade.

That's weird

Then I go on asking him you were this tall when you were in the 7th grade? since he is about 5'11'' now. Man, you must have been the tallest kid in class!

Yeah, but it was sad when everybody overgrew me in the 10th grade...

and he goes on

The thing is that my mom was only pregnant with me for three months...

3 MONTHS!?!?

Yeah, she didn't know that she was pregnant until the 4th month then I was born one month earlier than I should have been... So I was practically only in her belly for 3 months... She was still drinking, smoking, and I think she also did some weed...

HAHAHAHA!!!! But you look pretty normal now!!!

Yeah, when I was born since I was due early they had to inject tons of hormones in me. I think that's how I grew so fast

oh Right!

Yeah even when I was little, kids didn't even wanna approach me cuz I was too big!

ha, I could imagine that, but you are all normal now right?

Yeah, pretty much